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WTH? This review of M83’s new album, Before the Dawn Heals Us, is this most cockamamie piece of writing I’ve ever read:

Also built on rock’n’roll, “Fields, Shorelines, and Hunters” punts a precipitous Milky Way barnstorm of cascading feedback, drum buildups, and vocal cut-ups that lead into the even headier ”*”, which breaks orbit, uncoiling the previous track’s static energy with a patch of cathartic shoegaze glaciers from Saturn.

Um, what?